- English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
- Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
- English Teacher: That's quite sad.
- Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
- English Teacher: What
- Me: What
- my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me: yes but today is not that day
- John Green: nice eyes
- John Green: a dash of wit
- John Green: perfect sense of humour
- John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
- John Green: beautiful face
- John Green: tons of courage
- John Green: some acceptable flaws
- John Green: leave to simmer
- John Green: I have created the perfect character!
- John Green: now die!
- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
